Simplys Bar - Santa Ponsa - Reviews & Contact Details
(26 reviews)
Reviews (26)
Simplys was bad bad bad by heatherb
What a stinking bar, full of musty underwear hanging from the bar. The owner asked us girls to go to a strip club with him. Hes an ugly creep with no teeth. He should spend more time looking after this dump than asking young girls to strip clubs.
What a stinking bar. Too noisey, dirty toilets, counter. A collection of about 100 used girls knickers hanging behind the bar as a joke is not really it only contributes to the smell and distaste of this bar. Avoid at all costs,
you have gotta go here. the best pub in the world!! been there 2 years in a row and this year is a third!!!
me and the lasses came here on our hen night,and a big fat russian man called igor tried to get all of us in bed,he was gross,the music was too loud!for such a small bar.
the toilets were a joke wading through piss and puke!!uck!!
FIND ANOTHER BAR!
hey, just looking up santaponsa there, got ere,oh brings back so much memories!!thanks 4 the cd!! def is the best pub in all of santa ponsa, well since the one i worked in closed down there ;-{ BRILLANT PUB!!
this is the best place a have ever been 2 in my life its the best to go and have a great night and just get really pisssed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. u meet mad people in it and a lot of (birds) thea best 4 the ladz and ladys
worked in santa ponsa for 3 months went 2 simplys every nite had the best nites there, the staff are fucking mental n the drink is cheap!defo the best bar in santa ponsa!!! (,) x
hey everyone thanks for a good time over there missing ya all ready wat can i say about you all!YOUR MAD thanks for the night of my bday i had a real good night in there. i will realy miss everyone and not goin out with ya all when you finsh work,aidan i was in your room the other night because i was there with ray and rob and vinny thats how i saw your passport love the pic!!!!!!!hahaha i will defo be back next year for more free shots you know wat i'm on about lad's. lyn wat can i say about you your MAD!!!!!! let me know you get this. lots of love rachael who was there every night for the 2 wks!xxxxx
Best place in santa p, the pre party before inferno!! c ya's in august!
this has to be the best place to go in santa ponsa, it is amazing. I just came back today and simplys is one thing i miss the most, used to go every night! the staff are such a laugh! and all the way with the jugs of Irish Stud
Best bar in santa ponsa, service, craic and drink excellent, miss our sexy PR! be back again soon
Best bar in the town just back from Santa Ponsa, staff are very friendly, Lydnsey is a legend and johnny is a good man for sorting you out with peach snaps, try the killer bees an massive shout that blows the head of you
simpys is one of the best bars in santa p-completely nuts- cool staff........ watch the shots though- you never leave sober!!!!!! :) speciatities dr pepper and after 8's, not for the faint hearted. cool place if ya can last the pace till 9AM!! :)
best bar in santa ponsa just as derek stated, bar staff are the sexiest their. When you finish partying you then go to TEAZERS for breakfast just as Igor, Arron, Derek and they'll tell you how to get to it. They do the best breakfasts, lunches and dinners and cheap.
Simplys is the best bar in town but i ave to say that i work there lol. Ask ne1 though its gr8 and i cant wait to get back out there again this yr to work and get as many people as i can drunk, up the after eights and the shots of peach schnapps straight to the mouth cya all in April, Delboy
simply's website is www.simplysbar.com (as it states just above your posting)
Just remembered who you are!!! Hitch was quite a good film wasnt it! Say hi to the three guys.... actually no dont. They kept on drinking in Rileys after you left..... traitors. Simplys is the only pub to go to!
The PR from Rileys which you liked is now on a tour across europe i think. They started in London and then went to a few other places across the continent. Lucky guys!!!
Give me an email sometime.... rob@simplysbar.com
I cant remember which week you left but the busiest was defiently the last two weeks in august!
The PR from Rileys which you liked is now on a tour across europe i think. They started in London and then went to a few other places across the continent. Lucky guys!!!
Give me an email sometime.... rob@simplysbar.com
I cant remember which week you left but the busiest was defiently the last two weeks in august!
Hello all! Just thought I would let you know that Simplys have got a website... www.simplysbar.com I should know as I made it!
Hello lauren... im trying really hard to remember who you are but my memory isnt too great as im sure your not too surprised after me drinking there for 6months.
Oh and by the way the PR was called John, Charley was working for nextdoor (early doors). He had to go home for 3weeks because of major pains from drinking too much!
All the staff are now enjoying a holiday in Gran Canaria as a bonus for their hardwork (if thats what you call it!)
Rob
rob@simplysbar.com
Hello lauren... im trying really hard to remember who you are but my memory isnt too great as im sure your not too surprised after me drinking there for 6months.
Oh and by the way the PR was called John, Charley was working for nextdoor (early doors). He had to go home for 3weeks because of major pains from drinking too much!
All the staff are now enjoying a holiday in Gran Canaria as a bonus for their hardwork (if thats what you call it!)
Rob
rob@simplysbar.com
hiya am jus bk fae santap n a went in2 simplys everynite!!!! was gr8 infact thts where me n mah friends met all the ht irish guys!!!!!!we met hundereds of ppl in tht bar n it was fab! staff all happy n friendly n charlie(the pr) funny n welcomed us in xxxx
THIS BAR IS THE SHIT!!! it's gangster!!! shout out 2 suzanne she's a wee honey.... had some great times in Simplys & they are masters at making their own coctails and drinx (try the after eights they r delicious),great safe place to be even if you're hammered,everyone is always up for a laugh.A big shout out also to Rob with no Job and all my irish lads especially Paul,Kenny & Decko!
best pub in town staff fantastic staff especially derek whos a pet will be back for sure
Absolutely brilliant place,great music,great staff, sexy waitress suzanne.... cheap drinks,together with the shamrock the best pub i have been to in santa ponsa
another great pub, first port of call 4 me an my mate Jo!! Johnny i miss ya loads sweetie, thanks 4 all the kisses an personal servie!! deffo give this pub a try, great ppl who work there, will b back soon 4 sure x
Simplys bar in santa ponsa has been a favourite of my for 5 years....why?
the staff are fab...
they close at 2am approx.....then re open for their after party at 6am.brill,if you still on a high from dancing in the clubs all night!
this is a funky disco bar,,
big shout out to eagar,aaron,and co..p.s bring back big dave!!!
