Guiness - Review from Jason Q

Guinness obviously gets a 9, because it rules, and it obviously only gets a 9 because it is not as good as Belgian trappist beer, which is the best beer in the universe. I was recently in Montreal, and after visiting the no-load waste-of-time excuse for a casino there, I went to an Irish pub, where I proceeded to put down about 4 Guinness a night each night for the rest of the week (thanks to the United Nations, that complete waste of time and money, for sponsoring). The bartender's name is Tim, for anyone who actually goes there. Note that the guy who ripped on the beer misspelled "Guinness." And lumberjacks are awesome.