Dutch Gold - Dutch Gold for the best of us

Dutch Gold can only be really appreciated by the true knackers out there. The sophistecated of the group who can actually afford a can. Of course they can turn to getting a five finger discount, but that may involve a beating by the shop owners, if cought. Dutch Gold is the drink of the under-age drinkers, such as little scumbags drinking in bushes and licking frogs. We have all heard of the splendit taste of piss and the embarasment it brings to those who drink it. So, to conclude, for those people who enjoy the drinking horse piss and pissing themselves in bushes. I will gladly recomend this Fine Beer of the Kings of Knacker Drinking.