Tennants Lager - Beer, Other - Reviews & Comments
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Reviews (115)
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Tennents has to be the worst lager ever, it is closely followed by Carling then Fosters. A pint of staropramen or peroni are nectar. If you like it, it is beacuse its all you can get. Any pub I enter my heart sinks when I see the big T, and I dont stay long.. It really is mingin'!
Ive been trying to find out how many calories are in super tennants. There was only 1 website they said 470 calories. It's probably true, but i don't really believe it.
Some one please let me know??
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Spent ten days in London. We went to a liquor store on Great Western Road and asked the kid behind the counter what would be a good beer. He grinned and pointed out the great big blue cans of Tennants Super.
Later that evening, we were hanging off the balcony of the terrace. One of our big hairy friends took off his shirt and screamed, "I AM WOLF-JESUS! OoooowwwoooOooowww!"
Wolf Jesus was born that night.
Next time you are looking for a beer, ask yourself... "What would Wolf-Jesus do?"
i fooking love the sh*te and im a soft southern english ****.On my third can 2nite,love the metal taste,but it does go through ya like someone said .If over 4 cans then im on the shi*ta the next morning.If the mrs complains then she gets the old tennents slap,but she knows its all about the tennents and will still buy me a crate the next week.
Can get it everywhere darn sarf London innit,500ml pound a can.Beats that danish special brew sh*te.Tennents 4 ever even if the jocks did make it.
ABINBev used to import the brand in the USA - butas of Dec '09, they do not have any association with the brand. Now that they sponsor the best football club in the world - CelticFC - I hope someone brings it in!
why do bar staff persist in putting ice cold tennents lager in a hot glass straight out of the glass washing machine it just spoils a good pint surely it is not too much to ask for a cold glass
I live in India and the Most famous brand of beer is kingfisher beer.But ever since i've tasted Tennents i have not even thought of any other beer. it tastes simply great. it was introduces in INDIA in MAY 2009.
I've tried all sorts of lagers including so-called premium brands. Tennents must surely be ranked one of the World's best beers. In January, we leave on a World cruise. Although I will take as many cans on board in Southampton as I can, I'm afraid the major downside of our great adventure is no Tennents.
Now, let's start with some facts. Tennants lager is made in a chemical factory in Glasgow, It tastes of chemicals and rots you from the inside out. Who on earth would choose this over ANY other lager must have no guts and taste buds left (presumably from drinking too much Tennants products!) It's gassy, tastes a bit like fizzy Nitromors and feels as though you have drank said product. Disgusting and it makes me ashamed to be Scottish. But the FLAGSHIP lager of Tennants is the famous Super T. Enjoyed by tramps nationwide, this dog-shit tasting concoction of gawd-knows what peaks at almost 10% alcoholic volume!! Tennants is "brewed" (er, dont you mean manufactured??) purely for poor folk and homeless tramps. Yuch!
I live in new zealand and go to a UK pub in town with a bunch of different beers jus to have a few pints of this stuff. love it! tried every beer in that pub and nothing comes close to tennents. (theres a good variety too) dont mind paying a few extra dollars for the taste.
If Carlsberg made decent lager....it would probably be Tennents! About 10 years ago I got right into doing the Wellpark brewery tour (Glasgow), and used to take a crowd of mates at least once a year. Haven't done it for a while now but it was the best brewery tour going and provided the best pint(s) of tennents around. I have now travelled throughout Europe, Oz, Japan and am living in the US, and have made a point of doing brewery tours everywhere I have been. None even come close to the event that is Wellpark! Well worth finding out if they still do them if you are in Glasgow.
Although i rate this a good drink my favorite and as i like strong drinks as i can handle it and dont over do it,i cant understand why the can size has changed from 500 ml to 460 ml i get my tennants for 109 per tin so im a bit peeved off that im now getting a smaller can for the same price were as you can get other beers in 500ml cans and some are even bigger at 560ml or there abouts whats going on
am i being ripped of now having to realy drink more due to smaller cans so instead of having 1 or 2 it 2 or 3
regards to all
129.p where i live, better than coming home from work doing 12 stellas and agruing, have 6 supers everythings alright in the morning apart from the wifes fat lip,everyones happy
Actually a very decent beer. Had a sort of processed taste to it that was reminiscent of Michelob, but certainly had more body and character than Mich.
All in all, pretty good. I can see why it does well with the Scots.
I first tasted Tennants lager during a trip to the Scottish Highlands about 20 years ago, and I have been buying it ever since, on the rare occasions when it is available at our local liquor store. It is an excellent lager, and rates right up at the top of the ladder with Bavarian Spaten lager in my (slightly demented) opinion. Surprisingly underrated, and not very well known in the States, which is just as well, given the laws of supply, demand, and pricing.
does anyone remember tenants sd a smooth lager from about 7-8 years ago and is it still on the go????
i think it is a nice beer but i wold rather drink Magners it is da best drink i have ever tasted and Lee says that he is coming for you millar.
pinky mulhulland loves dem. nuf said. miller youir going down. expect us at your house tonight throwing bottles of bud at your doorstep.ya mean. i see you giving me dirty eyes in science class im sick of it. your dead fucker
i love this beer. the best in the biz. iv tasted over 100 different brands and this is by far the best please put my comment this thanks xx i love pinky
super t is by far the greatest lagar in the world and dave can suck my cock. miller your going down too. super ts get pinky full every week and i make super t cakes. i hate miller. big up yourself xx
For those interest...Tennants Lager is available on tap at the British Open Pub in Hilton Head, SC. Yes, it is the best.
this lager is the best in the world. its refreshing, crisp and amazing on a warm sunny day. i prefer it out a can unlike most folk who prefer it on draught. beats all that miller, bud and stella pish hands down. i cant get enough of it. i buy about 2 crates a week.
Tennants is the best, iv just been round oz and new zealand for a good while, and the first thing i will buy when i get off the plane in aberdeen is a six pack of tennants, a fish super and a pack of regal ciggies....... living the dream likes!
Took trip to the U.K. and Scotland last year....by the way, loved the place, but the big thing was to suffer through a glass of motor oil....er....Dark, Stout Ale...or whatever.....After the first one of these, I summonds the courage to ask for lighter, lager beer...if possible. I had the pleasure to quaf my first Tennents. Great, refreshing beer. Was all I drank the rest of my trip.
Where do you buy in Houston ?
Pure quality the best lager oot!
best beer by far definitly better in a glass tho non of yer stella miller pish
Not as good a pint of peroni nastro, or if your after IPA go for a duachers / greene king!!!
a work in a pub in glesga n we dae the best pint eh lager ul taste bud n miller are no bad but ye canny beat a good clean pint eh cold tennents
Awesome lager, cant stand the super stuff or the special ale and thats coming from a fellow Scot
awesome stuff!! it takes getin used 2 though - the first time i had a can i nearly puked straight after it it was so bad! but then i tryed it again a couple of days later and it wos a bit better and its now my favourite thing to drink when im out with my mates
I am Scottish and was a student so i was pretty much weened on this stuff, not sure if it actually is nice or it has confused my mind into thinking it is, either way i like it and is usually the cheapest decent lager in Scotland and you will be hard pushed not to find it. There is also a new Ice cold version of draft, which tastes the same. If your buying it in a shop stick to the regular stuff and not the Super-Tennents if you value your eye sight, thats purely made for jakeys
Love it,cant get enough,went down south in feb knew we wouldnt find it down there so we brought five cases wi us.we were in pain but it was worth the struggle,forgot to buy food but hey who needs it when u got tennants.
this is the one people never had there been a more enjoyable lager this side of the planet, alot of people would say that tennants is not the best of drinks, but believe me, i work on the oilrigs and when i get home i enjoy nothing more than the smooth and rather elegant taste of a nice cold tennants!its a treat!
