Tennants Lager - Can Of Chemicals

Now, let's start with some facts. Tennants lager is made in a chemical factory in Glasgow, It tastes of chemicals and rots you from the inside out. Who on earth would choose this over ANY other lager must have no guts and taste buds left (presumably from drinking too much Tennants products!) It's gassy, tastes a bit like fizzy Nitromors and feels as though you have drank said product. Disgusting and it makes me ashamed to be Scottish. But the FLAGSHIP lager of Tennants is the famous Super T. Enjoyed by tramps nationwide, this dog-shit tasting concoction of gawd-knows what peaks at almost 10% alcoholic volume!! Tennants is "brewed" (er, dont you mean manufactured??) purely for poor folk and homeless tramps. Yuch!